Jeg venter pakke fra USA, og i dag kom det e-post!!

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10. jan. 2011
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From: Fedex Mangement Team
Subject:
To: Undisclosed recipients: ;

Dear Customer.

We have been waiting for you to contact us for your Confirmed Package that is registered with us for shipping to your residential location.We thought that the sender gave you our contact details and that you would have contacted us by now.we would also let you know that a letter is also attached to your package.However, we cannot quote its content to you via E-mail for privacy reasons.


We understand that the content of your package itself is a Bank Draft worth $800,000.00 USD,in FedEx we do not ship money in CASH or in CHEQUES but in Bank Drafts only.

The package is registered with us for mailing by your colleague, and your colleague explained that he is from the United States but he is in Nigeria for a three (3) month Surveying Project. for he is working with a consulting firm in Nigeria West Africa. We are sending you this E-mail because your package is been registered on a Special Order. What you have to do now, is to contact our Delivery Department for the immediate dispatch of your package to your residential address. Note that as soon as our Delivery Team confirms your information, it will only take us one working day (24 hours) for your package to arrive at its designated destination.For your information, the VAT & Shipping charges as well as Insurance fees have been paid by your colleague before your package was registered.

Note that the payment that is made on the Insurance, Premium & Clearance Certificates, are to certify that the Bank Draft is not a Drug Affiliated Fund (DAF) neither is it funds to sponsor Terrorism in your country. This will help you avoid any form of query from the Monetary Authority of your country. However, you will have to pay a sum of $105 US Dollars to the FedEx Delivery Department for the Security Keeping Fee of the FedEx company as stated in our privacy terms & condition page. Also be informed that your colleague wished to pay for the Security Keeping charges, but we do not accept such payments considering the facts that all items & packages registered with us has a time limitation and we cannot accept payment not knowing when you will be picking up the package or even respond to us.So we cannot take the risk to have accepted such payment incase of any possible demurrage.

Kindly note that your colleague did not leave us with any further information. We hope that you send your response to us as soon as possible because if you fail to respond until the expiry date of the foremost package, we may refer the package to the British Commission for Welfare as the package those not have a return address.

Kindly contact the delivery department (FedEx Delivery Post) with the
details given below:
FedEx Delivery Post

Contact Person: Barr Thomas Brown
on: fedex.delivery1@zbavitu.net

Kindly complete the below form and send it to the email address given above.

This is mandatory to reconfirm your Postal address and telephone numbers.

FULL NAMES:
TELEPHONE:
POSTAL ADDRESS:
CITY:
STATE:
AGE
MARITAL STATUS:
COUNTRY:
OCCUPATION:

Kindly complete the above form and submit it to the delivery manager
on: fedex.delivery1@zbavitu.net

As soon as your details are received, our delivery team will give you the necessary payment procedure so that you can effect the payment for the Security Keeping Fees. As soon as they confirm your payment receipt of $105 US Dollars. They will not hesitate to dispatch your package as well as the attached letter to your residence. which usually takes 24 hours being an over night delivery service.

Note: that we were not instructed to email you, but due to the high priority of your package we had to inform you as your sender did not leave us with his phone number because he stated that he just arrived Nigeria and he has not gotten a phone yet. We personally sealed your Bank Draft and we found your email contact in the attached letter as the recipient of the foremost package. Ensure to contact the delivery department with the email address given above and ensure to fill the above form as well to enable a successful reconfirmation.

Yours Faithfully,
Mr James Wellington.
FedEx Online Team Management.
All rights reserved. + 1995-2010

This E-mail is only for the above addressees. It may contain
confidential or Privileged information. If you are not an addressee you must not copy, distribute, disclose or use any of the information in it or any attachments.

FEDEX INTL>>>LICENCE OF FEDERAL EXPRESS CO-OPERATION.
 
Lukter nigeria scam lang vei dette her... Får alltid en del nigeria mails når jeg annonserer noe på finn for tiden. Hver mail er like morsom og dom :)

-Oliver
 
Denne fikk jeg også sist jeg ventet på ei pakke med fed-ex, lurer litt på hvordan scam-folka fikk tak i at jeg ventet ei pakke. Eller det kan være slik at man bare ser den når man venter på ei pakke med håp i blikket;).
 
har nettopp svart på denne:D

Det som er så fint, er at det som oftest er Nigerianere som kan svært lite engelsk, som sender ferdig skrivde mailer. Så man kan ofte ha det ganske gøy ved å skrive masse tull.

her er svaret fra meg:
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dear mam

I'm sorry for my late reply, but I was out changing the wheels on my aunts ass(horse carriage)

Here is my godforsaken info:

FULL NAMES: Hans Gruber
TELEPHONE: N/A
POSTAL ADDRESS: 11453 Nakatomi Plaza
CITY: Berlin
STATE: N/A
AGE 43
MARITAL STATUS: Gay/homofobic
COUNTRY: Germany
OCCUPATION: International Master Villain


my deepest condolences

Hans Gruber
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Husk at det eneste du oppnår (ved siden av underholdning) er å øke prisen mailadressen din oppnår på svartebørsen. :p
 
fått ett copy paste svar:

Dear Valuable Customer:


As regards to your email, you are required to proceed with the Payment of $105 US Dollars for the Security Keeping Fee before we can proceed with the delivery of your package worth $800,000.00 US Dollars to your Home address.


However, you will have to pay a sum of $105 US Dollars to the FedEx Delivery Department for the Security Keeping Fee of the FedEx company as stated in our privacy terms & condition page. Also be informed that your colleague wished to pay for the Security Keeping charges, but we do not accept such payments considering the facts that all items & packages registered with us has a time limitation and we cannot accept payment not knowing when you will be picking up the package or even respond to us. So we cannot take the risk to have accepted such payment in case of any possible demurrage.


You are required to proceed with the payment with the details as noted below via Western Union, you are to visit any Western Union Money Transfer Shop in your Location and send the Money with the details as noted below.


Name Of Receiver: Emeka Uba
Address Of Receiver: Lagos, Nigeria.
Country Of Receiver: Nigeria.
Amount to be Sent: $105 US Dollars.
Text Question: it is white
Text Answer: Red


As soon as the payment is completed by you, you are required to scan and send to us the Western Union Payment Slip for Confirmation Purpose and immediate dispatch of your package worth $800,000.00 US Dollars. As soon as you have paid the $105 US Dollars for the Security Keeping Fee we are going to proceed with further delivery to your address within 48hours.Call this office on +2347059796872 as soon as the payment for the security keeping fee is been completed so that delivery will commence to your delivery location within 48hours.


Name Of Sender:
Address of Sender:
Country Of Sender:
Amount Sent:
Text Question:
Text Answer:
MONEY TRANSFER CONTROL NUMBER (M.T.C.N):



Awaiting your earliest payment.


Yours Faithfully,
Mr. Thomas Brown
FedEx Delivery Post.
All rights reserved. © 1995-2009
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FEDEX INT.>>>>>>>>LICENCE OF FEDERAL EXPRESS CO-OPERATION.
 
svaret mitt, tviler på jeg får noe mer tilbake...
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Hi again Bobby Sue (I chose to call you that)

Unfortunately I am not able to use western union, due to the complicated situation in North Korea(killer bees).
However I can offer you payment by Carrier Doves(this is the most common way to send money in Sweeden). The doves i question are well trained to handle any type of celebrity encounter, and can fly around the world in 80(seven,zero) days

Anyways, if you accept theese sunday specials, I can send the money in a jiffy.

Kind apologies from your humble servant,
Hans Gruber
 
Finnes en egen nettside for folk som har til hobby å lure nigeriasvindlere. :p

Får dem til å ta bilder av seg selv for å bekrefte identiteten sin. Selvsagt må de gjøre noe teit for å verfifisere at bilde ikke bare er hentet fra nettet. Stå på en fot å holde et brød over hodet f.eks :D
 
du tenker på 419 eater? fantastisk side! beste var når han fikk en nigerianer til å lese inne hele hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy på lydbok!
 
svaret mitt, tviler på jeg får noe mer tilbake...
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Hi again Bobby Sue (I chose to call you that)

Unfortunately I am not able to use western union, due to the complicated situation in North Korea(killer bees).
However I can offer you payment by Carrier Doves(this is the most common way to send money in Sweeden). The doves i question are well trained to handle any type of celebrity encounter, and can fly around the world in 80(seven,zero) days

Anyways, if you accept theese sunday specials, I can send the money in a jiffy.

Kind apologies from your humble servant,
Hans Gruber

Takk for en skikkelig god latter på en Mandag :)