- Medlem
- 22. mars 2015
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Det var også et lekent filter på for barnerommet:
Rettelse: samme rute-filter var tydeligvis aktivt brukt på de fleste bildene
Redigert:
Humortråden
- Trådstarter Stipey
- Opprettet
Det var også et lekent filter på for barnerommet:
Rettelse: samme rute-filter var tydeligvis aktivt brukt på de fleste bildene
SantaMonica
Støttemedlem
Åpenbart et problem som bør få et mye større fokus:
Dette er faktisk et problem på noen arbeidsplasser med mange nasjonaliteter. Hvilke nasjonaliteter (religioner?) som ikke kan eller vil ha stjerten der vi hvitinger har hatt den skal jeg ikke si noe om, men av egen erfaring vet jeg at doringer ødelegges på denne måten også i Norge, og at skilter som det du gjengir @SantaMonica, også er nødvendig her.
Jeg var i India med jobben og der var det tradisjonelle indiske toaletter: Et hull i gulvet, i hver sin normale bås. Lengst innerst til høyre var det et skilt på døren; American toilet. Den var grei...
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Edit: Jo det er et nødvendig skilt...
Hugo Cabret
Støttemedlem
- Medlem
- 6. des. 2013
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- 11.445
- Medlem
- 6. des. 2013
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- 11.445
To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II:
In light of your tendency to propose uncivilized people for public office who masquerade as the leader of the world, and thus your tendency to elect completely incompetent Presidents who then want to rule the world when you cannot govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up ‘revocation’ in the Oxford English Dictionary.)
Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories except Arkansas, which she does not fancy and will confine the Clintons to its borders to spare the rest of the world from their shenanigans including their pretend charity that launders money for their escapades.
Your new Prime Minister, Theresa May, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections since you cannot manage to select suitable candidates in any event. Furthermore, Congress and the Senate will be disbanded in a fortnight and given bus passes for the ride home, for their private jet privileges will be revoked. Given they do nothing anyhow other than raise taxes, I terribly doubt that any of you will notice the change.
Whilst there will no longer be any need for any elections and your old slogan of “no taxation without representation” was a catchy phrase, your Congress never represented you anyway so that was a meaningless gesture with no substance confirming you are too foolish to govern yourselves no less the world. Your debt is beyond any capacity of being repaid and your politicians have no intention of ever paying off the debt anyway yet borrow year after year without explanation. Mr. Thomas Jefferson, who we tried to hang for treason but could not catch him to impose the king’s justice, was at least correct in saying that your debt forces people to be taxed for generations before and are thus subjected to “no taxation without representation” since they were not even alive.
Since your election has put forth a criminal and a vulgarian, you leave me no choice but to revoke you independence and reassert our right to manage our former colony. This is the precedent of China with Tibet and Russia with Ukraine. Therefore, we are justified in this action forthwith given there is international precedence for this decree.
You will learn to now say “God save the Queen.”
Your Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II
House of Windsor
https://www.armstrongeconomics.com/...ter-of-queen-elizabeth-ii-to-american-people/
In light of your tendency to propose uncivilized people for public office who masquerade as the leader of the world, and thus your tendency to elect completely incompetent Presidents who then want to rule the world when you cannot govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up ‘revocation’ in the Oxford English Dictionary.)
Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories except Arkansas, which she does not fancy and will confine the Clintons to its borders to spare the rest of the world from their shenanigans including their pretend charity that launders money for their escapades.
Your new Prime Minister, Theresa May, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections since you cannot manage to select suitable candidates in any event. Furthermore, Congress and the Senate will be disbanded in a fortnight and given bus passes for the ride home, for their private jet privileges will be revoked. Given they do nothing anyhow other than raise taxes, I terribly doubt that any of you will notice the change.
Whilst there will no longer be any need for any elections and your old slogan of “no taxation without representation” was a catchy phrase, your Congress never represented you anyway so that was a meaningless gesture with no substance confirming you are too foolish to govern yourselves no less the world. Your debt is beyond any capacity of being repaid and your politicians have no intention of ever paying off the debt anyway yet borrow year after year without explanation. Mr. Thomas Jefferson, who we tried to hang for treason but could not catch him to impose the king’s justice, was at least correct in saying that your debt forces people to be taxed for generations before and are thus subjected to “no taxation without representation” since they were not even alive.
Since your election has put forth a criminal and a vulgarian, you leave me no choice but to revoke you independence and reassert our right to manage our former colony. This is the precedent of China with Tibet and Russia with Ukraine. Therefore, we are justified in this action forthwith given there is international precedence for this decree.
You will learn to now say “God save the Queen.”
Your Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II
House of Windsor
https://www.armstrongeconomics.com/...ter-of-queen-elizabeth-ii-to-american-people/
Tolletaten:
"Dette er ikke kunst, her må du betale moms"
http://www.dagbladet.no/kultur/bjarne-melgaard-malerier-stoppet-i-tollen-pa-gardermoen/64050930
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"Dette er ikke kunst, her må du betale moms"
http://www.dagbladet.no/kultur/bjarne-melgaard-malerier-stoppet-i-tollen-pa-gardermoen/64050930
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Det var vel Kjell Aukrust som, basert på økningen i gjennomsnittshøyden på norske rekrutter, regnet seg frem til at slaget ved Stiklestad aldri kunne ha funnet sted fordi den tidens krigere ville vært 30 cm høye og følgelig ikke sett over gresset.
- Medlem
- 6. des. 2013
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- 11.445
Riktig @Hopalong. På samme måte som hvis man går enda lenger tilbake i tid, så kan man forstå at Jesus gikk på vannet. Han kan jo ikke ha vært stort større enn en vannloppe.
Ikke noe fan av humorvideoer hvor det er lagt på tekst til et fremmed språk, men denne er god.
UJU
Støttemedlem
- Medlem
- 27. des. 2014
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- 461
Toblerone-sjokoladen mister «fjelltopper» etter Brexit
Og med Trump blir det slik:
Og med Trump blir det slik:
Toblerone-sjokoladen mister «fjelltopper» etter Brexit
Og med Trump blir det slik:
Å NEIIIIIII!
Jeg som er så glad i Toblerone!
Nå må jeg ut og reise masse slik at jeg får kommet innom taxfree'en, mens den eksisterer, og kjøpe kvoten min, mens den finnes....
Uæææh
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