chrbir
Støttemedlem
Humortråden
- Trådstarter Stipey
- Opprettet
Fy faen! Kjenner jeg mangler det der genet totalt. Akkurat som jeg hater å handle på salg, stå i kø, kjøpesentre etc.
Men, nå er det tur innom polet på vei hjem fra jobb for å finne noen gode flasker - riktig nok ikke til 50k
Fredrik4628
Støttemedlem
Da jeg leste så ble det først i tankene omkring dette med "Barneværnet som svirrer på Dagsrevyen"....
Da ville det i alle fall gjort seg med en Rolex eller dyrere...
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...taktelt er vel og bra, og Maggiolina er helt fortreffelig - men jeg vil fortsatt unne meg å hevde at det gjør seg bedre på Land Cruiseren min enn på en Mondeo.
...en selger som har fått kuttet i hotellbudsjettet?
Changing Motels
Ethel checked into a motel on her 50th birthday. She was lonely, a little depressed at her advancing age, so she decided to risk an adventure.
She thought - I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages. She looked through the phone book, founda full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony, a very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo. He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain she could bounce a sixpence off his well-oiled buns...
She figured - What the heck, nobody will ever know, l'll give him a call. "Good evening, ma'am, how may I help you?"
Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy! Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right in: "I hear you give a great massage. I'd like you to come to my motel room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go at it all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything, I'm ready! Now how does that sound?"
He said, "That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line."
Ethel checked into a motel on her 50th birthday. She was lonely, a little depressed at her advancing age, so she decided to risk an adventure.
She thought - I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages. She looked through the phone book, founda full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony, a very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo. He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain she could bounce a sixpence off his well-oiled buns...
She figured - What the heck, nobody will ever know, l'll give him a call. "Good evening, ma'am, how may I help you?"
Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy! Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right in: "I hear you give a great massage. I'd like you to come to my motel room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go at it all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything, I'm ready! Now how does that sound?"
He said, "That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line."
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The Zenith Men's Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch or Z.M.D.X.T.B.T.C.M. as I like to call it, is by far the most awesome watch. Chuck Norris riding into the Super Bowl on the back of Godzilla and round house kicking the crowd is no where near as awesome as this priceless poon magnet. When I was just moments from sending my $100k to some needy neo-hippie help group, I stumbled onto this gem. It was like the heavens opened and Jesus himself appeared with this same watch on. I mean how can you not follow Jesus when he's rocking a watch of this caliber. So I asked "What would Jesus do?" Jesus pimp smacked me and said "Forget those hippies, buy the watch!" I was like "HECK YEAH." I busted out my Discover card and bought this rocking piece of art. I mean its art but its also practical too. Like when I take my summer trips to the Marianas Trench, I have no more worries that I am going to miss Tea Time back on the yacht, because water ruined my watch again. It can withstand the immense pressures of the deep due to the wicked awesome titanium. Deep seas, cant beat this. Bullets cant beat this. Heck, I can deflect cruise missiles and the apocalypse. With a watch like this you don't need to tell time, you tell people what time it is.
Callahan
Støttemedlem
Jeg aner ikke.
Men har det noe med stort hode på klovnen og sykkelhjelmen til basket spilleren å gjøre?
Men har det noe med stort hode på klovnen og sykkelhjelmen til basket spilleren å gjøre?
Tenkte det samme som deg. Men at det også har noe å gjøre med en med briller og caps og IT, chapter 2. Og kanskje noe med New York også.
Det fførste jerv tenkte på var bildet fra Hjemme Alene og bandittene har byttet ut med Michael Jackson....
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Jeg tenkte umiddelbart at dette viser hvordan politikerne i EU legger en hemmelig plan om innvandring etc
Callahan
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