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The Home Products Company hadde visst et helt arsenal av stimulerende produkter:

In addition to Vita-Radium Suppositories, the Home Products Company offered many other fine products:
  • Soothol Radium Bougies. You don’t want to know.
  • Magik Radium Ointment. When applied directly, “it can confidently be expected to increase manly courage and vigor.”
  • Magik Radium Massage. “For promoting a healthy flow of blood” “pleasing soothing, stimulating effect” “parts begin to take on a more healthy glow and shrunken tissues begin to fill out and become plump.”
  • Testone Radium Appliance. “For that sagging, dragging, weight that pulls you down and saps your energy - and for storing up and husbanding strength in that seat of all male activity.” The resulting “increased warmth is evidence of increased circulation and thus you know that radium is doing its work.” “Contains 20 Micrograms Refined, Measured Radium.” “GENUINE radium salts – plenty of it to give you the results you want.”
  • Nu-Man Gland Tablets. “for the man who has been weakened by excesses, injurious habits and loss of vital fluids.” General Jack D. Ripper in the film Dr. Strangelove could testify to the perils of losing vital bodily fluids.
  • Vagatone Gland Tablets “for women”
  • Orgatone Tablets
 
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