Humortråden

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Ikke den smarteste personen i Sverige ihvertfall..
 
Kanskje ikke humor for alle.. men jeg lo når jeg så hvem det var! ;D
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Movie Ray: A Life Underwater

A rogue with an eye for salvage – and the ladies – Ray: A Life Underwater is an affectionate portrait of one man’s deep sea diving career, told through his extraordinary collection of marine artefacts.

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Like a modern-day pirate, 75–year-old Ray Ives has been scouring the seabed for treasure his whole life. The former commercial diver has plundered the deep for over fifty years, bringing to the surface anything that glittered — even gold.

In a shipping container near the water, Ray tends his museum of cannon, bottles, bells, swords, portholes and diving gear. He still takes to the water in a 1900s diving suit.
 
Ny respekt for Odd Karsten Tveit
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Jayeff (og andre katteeiere): Vær på vakt.

How Dogs Differ From Cats

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DOG...
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

CAT...
Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.
Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet.
I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of.
However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event.
However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.'
I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking.
I must try this again tomorrow - but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges.
He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly.
I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe.
For now................
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Observert i Markveien i dag.... Tro om jeg får finnerlønn for å tipse advokatene til Patek??:):)

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kommentarer unødvendig.
 
LOL.

Likte den, dagens glede var at vi slapp å se (høre) blide bergensere med forklaring på suksessen.

Selv trodde jeg at det var Solskjær som vant, men ble glad over å se en ikke sinna Rekedal til forandring.

;)
 
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Godt noen er i trygge hender:)
 
De fleste har sikkert sett den, men for de som ikke har.
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Dette er en gammel klassiker, men den er fremdeles like festlig :D

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Dette er en gammel klassiker, men den er fremdeles like festlig :D

[video=youtube;GxTyI1TAO5c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxTyI1TAO5[/video]
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Lurer på hvem versjon av klokken han har jeg, viste ikke du fikk disse med quartz :p
 
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