007 sees a beautiful woman and sits down next her and shoots her a look. "Hello, I'm Bond, James Bond." "Really?" "Yes" "Would you like to see my watch?" "Why?" "It's a special watch, a friend called Q gave it to me." "What's so special about it?" "It reveals private information about people." "What does it tell you about me then...?" "One moment, Bond tweaks the dial...hmmm....you're wearing no knickers and feeling very relaxed." "Absolutely wrong, so much for your watch and Mr Q." Bond taps the dial: "It's running an hour fast".