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A man's waiting in a bread line in the Soviet Union
He's been waiting for hours, but just as he reaches the front of the line, the woman inside says, "sorry, out for today," and slams the door shut.
Naturally, he's apoplectic. He starts shouting- "So this is communism, eh?! I fought in the war against fascism, I've worked for the state my whole life, and I can't even get a loaf of bread?!"
An official-looking man pulls him aside. "Comrade, you have to be careful talking like that, you could get in trouble. Why, even just a few years ago…", he mimics a gunshot to the head.
The man goes home despondent. As he walks inside, he says to his wife, "Things are getting very bad out there."
"What's that? Were they out of bread again?" She asks.
"Worse, they were out of bullets."
Her er flere! The 106+ Best Soviet Union Jokes - ↑UPJOKE↑
A man's waiting in a bread line in the Soviet Union
He's been waiting for hours, but just as he reaches the front of the line, the woman inside says, "sorry, out for today," and slams the door shut.
Naturally, he's apoplectic. He starts shouting- "So this is communism, eh?! I fought in the war against fascism, I've worked for the state my whole life, and I can't even get a loaf of bread?!"
An official-looking man pulls him aside. "Comrade, you have to be careful talking like that, you could get in trouble. Why, even just a few years ago…", he mimics a gunshot to the head.
The man goes home despondent. As he walks inside, he says to his wife, "Things are getting very bad out there."
"What's that? Were they out of bread again?" She asks.
"Worse, they were out of bullets."
Her er flere! The 106+ Best Soviet Union Jokes - ↑UPJOKE↑
