Humortråden

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The Viking wi-fi said I've got to go to the shop's tomorrow and you can take the shopping trolley,(we don't live far away from the shop's) instead of carrying it in bags as you're getting old and feeble. First I said tomorrow never comes and secondly I haven't got a license to use that troll-ley being it's ladymatic.

Today I had to tell her there's a lot of comedians out of work and you're trying to be funny. The outcome was I took it like a man and used carrier bags.

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Over 10 år siden, Hammerfest i en apotek.

En sliten fyr som vandrer inn og ser på hyllene...
- "Hei kan æ hjelper deg?"
- "Tja...Har du Keratin uten fett?"
- "Nei beklager, men vi har den med fett..."

Fyren krymper hodet sitt i skuldrene og rister seg
- "Brrrrr... ...Æ tar den"
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