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Johnny Is back
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.
”Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.
”Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.
She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.
Johnny said, “My Aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.
”Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.
”Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.
She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.
Johnny said, “My Aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!
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Åkej så fikk han en ufin e-post han ikke skulle fått, men å anmelde for trakassering og ærekrenkelse? Det er vel akkurat det en bortskjemt drittunge ville gjort..??
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Oppsiktsvekkende mail-tabbe:«En bortskjemt drittunge»
Da Christoffer Røstad fikk en bot på 900 kroner for feilparkering i Kristiansand sendte han inn en klage til det kommunale parkeringsselskapet. Svaret 19-åringen fikk, sjokkerte ham.
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Åkej så fikk han en ufin e-post han ikke skulle fått, men å anmelde for trakassering og ærekrenkelse? Det er vel akkurat det en bortskjemt drittunge ville gjort..??
Oppsiktsvekkende mail-tabbe:«En bortskjemt drittunge»
Da Christoffer Røstad fikk en bot på 900 kroner for feilparkering i Kristiansand sendte han inn en klage til det kommunale parkeringsselskapet. Svaret 19-åringen fikk, sjokkerte ham.
"Hun kan ikke svare på om omtalen i dette tilfellet kan henge sammen med at 19-åringen feilparkerte med en Tesla eller at han var avbildet med en kostbar Porsche på sitt profilbilde på Facebook."
Bare å se på FB bildet.
Han er en skikkelig posør wannabe...