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UJU
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Eg tog'an ikkje...
Bortsett fra at låta sugde noe helt avsindig. Fire minutter jeg aldri kommer til å få igjen.
@RELOX påpeker en av de tingene jeg liker veldig godt med Speedmaster.
(Det blir ikke artigere enn man har det selv...)
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"Søk om Cresco Gold og vinn Bli-ny-dag på Jan Thomas studio" blinker både øverst og nederst på TS-skjermen min idag med forlokkende 26,74% rente. Er det webkameraet som har avslørt mitt desperate behov for restylan og botox?
Og idag sitter jeg med min høyst hårveksthemmede isse og ser annonse for "Priorin håvekstmiddel. Sunt og sterkt hår kommer innenfra". Det kan se ut som at markedsførere, hvis tilværelse jeg alltid har avfeid som poengløs, har alliert seg med NSA og er iferd med å stramme grepet. Hvis det i morgen er annonse for "Anonyme Skrapsamlere" eller "Kur mot grinebiteri" logger jeg av og går over til telefaks.
Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
