Siden det er fredag
Den moderne Fader Vår
(etter at Kirkemøtet moderniserte den)
FADER VÅR
Fader vår, du som er i datamaskinen.
Helliget vorde ditt operativsystem.
Komme ditt flerbrukersystem.
Skje din vilje, på skjermen
så også i printeren.
Led oss ikke inn i systemfeil,
men fri oss fra de mørke skjermer
Gi oss i dag den daglige utskrift,
og tilgi våre tastefeil.
Selv om vi aldri tilgir noen for programmfeil
For ditt er systemet,
og makten over personalet
i all evighet
Enter
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A Panda Bear walked into a resturant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the resturant. After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter. He replied, "Look me up in the dictionary."
What did the dictionary say?
....
....
Panda: eats shoots and leaves...
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edit:
Bonus i dag:
A ventriloquist is working his act at a nightclub. A beautiful blond and her date are sitting at a table in the front.
The ventriloquist, through his dummy, of course, starts telling dumb blond jokes, and is really hitting it hard.
The blond in the front jumps up and yells, "What gives you the right to make fun of someone because of the color of their hair!? We're all the same inside!"
The ventriloquist begins stammering out an apology, but the blond interrupts him: "You stay out of this! I'm talking to the little man on your knee!"
Den moderne Fader Vår
(etter at Kirkemøtet moderniserte den)
FADER VÅR
Fader vår, du som er i datamaskinen.
Helliget vorde ditt operativsystem.
Komme ditt flerbrukersystem.
Skje din vilje, på skjermen
så også i printeren.
Led oss ikke inn i systemfeil,
men fri oss fra de mørke skjermer
Gi oss i dag den daglige utskrift,
og tilgi våre tastefeil.
Selv om vi aldri tilgir noen for programmfeil
For ditt er systemet,
og makten over personalet
i all evighet
Enter
**********************************************************
A Panda Bear walked into a resturant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the resturant. After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter. He replied, "Look me up in the dictionary."
What did the dictionary say?
....
....
Panda: eats shoots and leaves...
**************************************************************************************
edit:
Bonus i dag:
A ventriloquist is working his act at a nightclub. A beautiful blond and her date are sitting at a table in the front.
The ventriloquist, through his dummy, of course, starts telling dumb blond jokes, and is really hitting it hard.
The blond in the front jumps up and yells, "What gives you the right to make fun of someone because of the color of their hair!? We're all the same inside!"
The ventriloquist begins stammering out an apology, but the blond interrupts him: "You stay out of this! I'm talking to the little man on your knee!"
Redigert:
