[video]http://youtu.be/YUITPWY-vOQ[/video]
Hva har skjedd med de nye you-tube kodene? Får ikke innebygget?
Hva har skjedd med de nye you-tube kodene? Får ikke innebygget?
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Funker fint å embede 
[video=youtube;YUITPWY-vOQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUITPWY-vOQ[/video]
[video=youtube;YUITPWY-vOQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUITPWY-vOQ[/video]
Snart sol og sommer, noen som tar reprise på disse [video=youtube;geTEXJbWTIM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geTEXJbWTIM[/video]
[video=youtube;geTEXJbWTIM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geTEXJbWTIM[/video]
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Need some advice, bying a rolex that is not a rolex
Utklipp fra (http://forums.timezone.com/index.php...25#msg_2144634).
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[I'm honored that several people suggested this for TZ Classics]
I am looking for a Rolex, but I don't want anything that resembles Rolex. I want a Rolex, but everybody has a Rolex, so I don't want a Rolex, except that I do. Kind of.
I mean, I would want a Rolex, but I can't want one, and I do want one, just one that I can't bring myself to want. I want one. Just not a Rolex one. Or to be precise, just not a Rolex Rolex one. Or one that is not very "Rolexy." You see?
So I'd like your advice about watches that cost about the same as Rolexes, look like Rolexes do, and in fact are Rolexes, but not Rolexes. I have some Rolexes already, but I'm tired of Rolexes, so I want Rolexes. Only not.
Let me be more specific. I'm looking for recommendations for a watch that is a Rolex Seadweller, exactly like a Seadweller, not a knock-off or imitation or hommage to a Seadweller, but exactly a Seadweller in every respect. But not a Rolex.
I would like to buy this watch from an Authorized Dealer, but not a Rolex Authorized Dealer. I want my watch to have an authentic Rolex hologram sticker. But the catch is that the Rolex cannot be a Rolex. I really couldn't deal with having a Rolex. I've already told you why. Don't make me explain again.
I'm looking for a Rolex watch that I can use while swimming, coal-mining, and sculpting. That's my job. I sculpt enormous monuments to Rolex, but I do not like my job. Or rather, I like my job, really I love my job, I just wish that the Rolexes that I sculpt monuments to were not really Rolexes. Not really. Or rather, no. Yes.
I want my Rolex to be a Superlative Chronometer, and it must perform within COSC guidelines, but please, it should not be a Rolex. It must have "Rolex" on the dial, and I insist upon a watch with the Rolex coronet and a Cyclops lens, but please remember that I prefer this Rolex not to be a Rolex.
Thanks in advance for your help.
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Utklipp fra (http://forums.timezone.com/index.php...25#msg_2144634).
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[I'm honored that several people suggested this for TZ Classics]
I am looking for a Rolex, but I don't want anything that resembles Rolex. I want a Rolex, but everybody has a Rolex, so I don't want a Rolex, except that I do. Kind of.
I mean, I would want a Rolex, but I can't want one, and I do want one, just one that I can't bring myself to want. I want one. Just not a Rolex one. Or to be precise, just not a Rolex Rolex one. Or one that is not very "Rolexy." You see?
So I'd like your advice about watches that cost about the same as Rolexes, look like Rolexes do, and in fact are Rolexes, but not Rolexes. I have some Rolexes already, but I'm tired of Rolexes, so I want Rolexes. Only not.
Let me be more specific. I'm looking for recommendations for a watch that is a Rolex Seadweller, exactly like a Seadweller, not a knock-off or imitation or hommage to a Seadweller, but exactly a Seadweller in every respect. But not a Rolex.
I would like to buy this watch from an Authorized Dealer, but not a Rolex Authorized Dealer. I want my watch to have an authentic Rolex hologram sticker. But the catch is that the Rolex cannot be a Rolex. I really couldn't deal with having a Rolex. I've already told you why. Don't make me explain again.
I'm looking for a Rolex watch that I can use while swimming, coal-mining, and sculpting. That's my job. I sculpt enormous monuments to Rolex, but I do not like my job. Or rather, I like my job, really I love my job, I just wish that the Rolexes that I sculpt monuments to were not really Rolexes. Not really. Or rather, no. Yes.
I want my Rolex to be a Superlative Chronometer, and it must perform within COSC guidelines, but please, it should not be a Rolex. It must have "Rolex" on the dial, and I insist upon a watch with the Rolex coronet and a Cyclops lens, but please remember that I prefer this Rolex not to be a Rolex.
Thanks in advance for your help.
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En klassiker...
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The MBA and the Fisherman
A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist complimented the Mexican fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took him to catch them.
“Not very long,” answered the Mexican.
“But then, why didn’t you stay out longer and catch more?” asked the American.
The Mexican explained that his small catch was sufficient to meet his needs and those of his family.
The American asked, “But what do you do with the rest of your time?”
“I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, and take a siesta with my wife. In the evenings, I go into the village to see my friends, have a few drinks, play the guitar, and sing a few songs. I have a full life.”
The American interrupted, “I have an MBA from Harvard and I can help you! You should start by fishing longer every day. You can then sell the extra fish you catch. With the extra revenue, you can buy a bigger boat.”
“And after that?” asked the Mexican.
“With the extra money the larger boat will bring, you can buy a second one and a third one and so on until you have an entire fleet of trawlers. Instead of selling your fish to a middle man, you can then negotiate directly with the processing plants and maybe even open your own plant. You can then leave this little village and move to Mexico City, Los Angeles, or even New York City! From there you can direct your huge new enterprise.”
“How long would that take?” asked the Mexican.
“Twenty, perhaps twenty-five years,” replied the American.
“And after that?”
“Afterwards? Well my friend, that’s when it gets really interesting,” answered the American, laughing. “When your business gets really big, you can start buying and selling stocks and make millions!”
“Millions? Really? And after that?” asked the Mexican.
“After that you’ll be able to retire, live in a tiny village near the coast, sleep late, play with your children, catch a few fish, take a siesta with your wife and spend your evenings drinking and enjoying your friends.”
A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist complimented the Mexican fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took him to catch them.
“Not very long,” answered the Mexican.
“But then, why didn’t you stay out longer and catch more?” asked the American.
The Mexican explained that his small catch was sufficient to meet his needs and those of his family.
The American asked, “But what do you do with the rest of your time?”
“I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, and take a siesta with my wife. In the evenings, I go into the village to see my friends, have a few drinks, play the guitar, and sing a few songs. I have a full life.”
The American interrupted, “I have an MBA from Harvard and I can help you! You should start by fishing longer every day. You can then sell the extra fish you catch. With the extra revenue, you can buy a bigger boat.”
“And after that?” asked the Mexican.
“With the extra money the larger boat will bring, you can buy a second one and a third one and so on until you have an entire fleet of trawlers. Instead of selling your fish to a middle man, you can then negotiate directly with the processing plants and maybe even open your own plant. You can then leave this little village and move to Mexico City, Los Angeles, or even New York City! From there you can direct your huge new enterprise.”
“How long would that take?” asked the Mexican.
“Twenty, perhaps twenty-five years,” replied the American.
“And after that?”
“Afterwards? Well my friend, that’s when it gets really interesting,” answered the American, laughing. “When your business gets really big, you can start buying and selling stocks and make millions!”
“Millions? Really? And after that?” asked the Mexican.
“After that you’ll be able to retire, live in a tiny village near the coast, sleep late, play with your children, catch a few fish, take a siesta with your wife and spend your evenings drinking and enjoying your friends.”
Vet ikke helt hvor jeg skulle plassere denne. men pimp er vel ordet
http://cgi.ebay.com/VINTAGE-24kt-NU...206957514?pt=Wristwatches&hash=item588619c3ca
http://cgi.ebay.com/VINTAGE-24kt-NU...206957514?pt=Wristwatches&hash=item588619c3ca
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[video=youtube;4-kJZGC7_9Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-kJZGC7_9Q[/video]
Det lønner seg altså ikke å være utro
Det lønner seg altså ikke å være utro
Auch, fikk litt vondt for stakkars jenta, men hun fikk sikkert litt større julebonus, så kan hun kjøpe seg sin egen ring.
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Bahahahha fy søren den svir!
God gamle 80-tallet
[video=youtube;FTtyXn7B4Y4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTtyXn7B4Y4[/video]
God gamle 80-tallet
[video=youtube;FTtyXn7B4Y4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTtyXn7B4Y4[/video]
[video=youtube;TBwIRq_hmjg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBwIRq_hmjg&feature=related[/video]
Et intervju som både er morsomt og gledelig
Et intervju som både er morsomt og gledelig